ROAD TRIP FROM HELL
CHAPTER FOUR - Sunday Afternoon with Jackson
We woke up a few hours later, heads ringing and mouths feeling like cotton balls. We showered up, and began traveling up Route 55 towards Jackson. The goal was to stop briefly in Jackson, then head to Memphis, TN for the evening, where we would watch the last 2 NFL playoff games before the Superbowl. But, because of our late night, we were again off schedule. It would take a miracle to get us to Memphis, so we decided that Jackson, Mississippi would be the place to spend our late afternoon, and night. We all decided to take turns driving the RV back to Pennsylvania, and JC had legs of the trip mapped out and assigned. He is a bit of gadget freak. Between his laptop, Microsoft Streets and Trips, and the GPS he had placed on the roof of the RV, JC had the whole route planned, or so he thought. Too bad that the trip would constantly fall off course, and today was no exception. But, in a few hours, we arrived in Jackson, and decided to hit the local Hooters for some beer, wings, and football. T-Mo dropped us off, and took the RV to a secure location, a nearby hotel parking lot.
Stumbling back to where Tony had parked the RV, we stopped at a convenience store for more beer. Getting to the convenience store was a bit tricky though, for the path from Hooters to the Quik-E-Mart and then the Hotel resembled an obstacle course similar to the show “Fear Factor”. It included an eight foot retaining wall and a hidden mud bog. We stood at the cliff, and proceeded to jump off, down to the ground below, and on to the store. Somehow, everyone but me had no problems with the jump. I, however, landed in the massive pile of Mississippi mud. Although I landed on my feet, I sank almost a foot into the quicksand. The mud splashed all over me, and by the time I walked forward I was covered in Mississippi's finest. I was so coated, I could not walk into the store to purchase beer, and the others had to do it instead.
Now I'm a deep sleeper, a nuclear bomb could go off in my ear and I wouldn't wake up. Others in the crew aren't as lucky, and when our little teenager ‘friends’ from the hotel decided to pound on the outside the RV while we slept, some of our fateful six woke up.
JC was
the first out of the door of the RV, Kostival was right behind him. (Side
note: the RV is a tall vehicle, so it needs a set of steps to get in and out
of. These steps are mechanical, and retract when the door is closed. When
you open the door, the steps open back up.) JC had thrown the door open and
jumped to the ground. Kostival was right behind him, little did he know that
the steps take a few seconds to fold open. As he ran out, the steps were not
ready for him. Screaming "BATON ROUGE!!!” our friend Kostival took a nasty
tumble, rolling his ankle, and causing severe pain. He lay What are the rest of the crew to do? Well, that night, cooler heads prevailed and after snickering a bit at our haphazard friend, we proceed to make peace with the teeny bopper crew. They were befuddled by our technology (laptops, mp3 players, etc.), and were soon touring the RV with JC and crew. After a while, the youngsters left, and we all settled in for much needed slumber. The slumber, however, was ended abruptly when a police officer knocked on the RV in the early hours of the morning. We were informed that we "couldn't park our RV here", which made little sense because we rented a room at the hotel and the front desk clerk had shown us where to park. Well, there were two small hotels that shared the parking lot that we were staying in. We were parked a few feet over an imaginary line that separated the two hotel's parking lots, and we would need to move the RV. Mere technicalities! We moved the RV a few feet, and Jackson's finest left. |